The MLB draft is today, so naturally I was trolling baseball pictures.  That’s how the magic happens.

Turns out we have a number of hilarious images of ceremonial first pitches.  Please believe me when I tell you there is comedy in there.  A sampling:

85124862KD006_ARIZONA_DIAMO Some poor pigeon is about to get wrecked.

Impressive, given that Nick was just tased. Impressive, given that Nick was just tased.

Regis as Mary Martin as Peter Pan. Regis as Mary Martin as Peter Pan.

It should surprise no one that Bud Selig can't throw. It should surprise no one that Bud Selig can’t throw.

Rob Reiner is crying because he's remembering that one time he saw someone smoking. Rob Reiner is crying because he’s remembering that one time he saw someone smoking.