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Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to "organize the world's information," announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is... Full Article at The Onion

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  2. NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 09:  Google's Vice President of Search Product and User Experience Marissa Mayer speaks onstage at the The 2009 Women of the Year hosted by Glamour Magazine at Carnegie Hall on November 9, 2009 in New York City.
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