Creators Syndicate logo Creators Syndicate 3 weeks ago

New Chuck Norris for 11/03/2009

I even read recently about Marine Lt. Col. Jeffrey Chessani — who, for more than 20 years, has served his country honorably. He has done three tours in Iraq and also served in Panama and the Gulf War. Full Article at Creators Syndicate

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  1. WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 28: U.S. President Barack Obama (L) watches a college basketball game at George Washington University November 28, 2009 in Washington, DC.
  2. ASPEN, CO - DECEMBER 20, 2008: Michaele Salahi (3L) and Tareq Salahi (L) of Virginia are seen with former U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright at the World Snow Polo Championships December 20, 2008 in Aspen, Colorado.
  3. President Barack Obama, from left, watches a college basketball game between George Washington University and Oregon State with mother-in-law Marian Robinson, first lady Michelle Obama and daughters Sasha and Malia in Washington, Saturday, Nov. 28, 2009.
  4. WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 25: (L-R) Malia Obama, first lady Michelle Obama, U.S. President Barack Obama and Marion Robinson hand out food at Martha's Table November 25, 2009 in Washington, DC.
  5. WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 25: Malia Obama (2nd R), daughter of U.S. President Barack Obama (R), pats a turkey named 'Courage' as her sister Sasha (C ) and Walter Pelletier (L), Chairman of the National Turkey Federation look on during a presidential pardon at the North Portico of the White House Nov...
  6. People pass by the Darulaman Palace in Kabul, Afghanistan, Sunday, Nov. 29, 2009.
  7. SHARAN, AFGHANISTAN - NOVEMBER 29: Soldiers with the Afghan National Army (ANA) eat breakfast in their barracks at Forward Operating Base (FOB) Rushmore November 29, 2009 near Sharan, Afghanistan.
  8. MATAKHAN, AFGHANISTAN - NOVEMBER 26: SPC John Dever of Chicago, IL with Blackfoot Company 1st Battalion 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment has Thanksgiving dinner while standing watch in a guard tower November 26, 2009 in Matakhan, Afghanistan.
  9. KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - NOVEMBER 26: An Afghan man attends the animal market ahead of the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha on November 26, 2009 in Kabul, Afghanistan.

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  4. Kristen Wiig Kristen Wiig
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