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Late Night: Knee-Walker, Texas Cretin

Chuck Norris just kicked himself in the head again. Fortunately there is no way that will cause any lasting damage a it is solid bone. I’m prettier than watertiger. That’s how you can tell us apart. Full Article at Firedoglake

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  2. OSLO, NORWAY - DECEMBER 10: President Barack Obama's motorcade during his visit to collect his Nobel Peace Prize on December 10, 2009 in Oslo, Norway. Obama was awarded the Nobel prize in October in recognition of his efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples.
  3. BAGHDAD, IRAQ - DECEMBER 10: U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates (L) salutes a soldier as he arrives in the Green Zone December 10, 2009 in Baghdad, Iraq.
  4. MYRTLE BEACH, SC - JANUARY 17: Actor Chuck Norris (L) watches Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee speak during a campaign stop at the Myrtle Beach Airport January 17, 2008 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
  5. HENNIKER, NH - JANUARY 04: Action movie star Chuck Norris (R) explains how he decided to support former Arkansas governor and current Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee (L) during a rally of supporters and undecided voters at New England College January 4, 2008 in Henniker, New Hampsh...
  6. DES MOINES, IA - JANUARY 03: U.S. Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee speaks to supporters during his caucus night event at the Embassy Suites January 3, 2008 in Des Moines, Iowa.
  7. DES MOINES, IA - JANUARY 1: Republican Presidential hopeful and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (L) plays bass guitar as actor Chuck Norris (R) and his wife Gena (C) dance during a Chuck and Huck rally January 1, 2008 at the Val Air Ballroom in Des Moines, Iowa.
  8. BOSCAWEN, NH - DECEMBER 14: Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee holds a guitar after speaking with employees at Elektrisola December 14, 2007 in Boscawen, New Hampshire. Huckabee riding impressive poll numbers, is on a three day swing through the Granite State with actor Chuck Norris.

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