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    Conan Apologizes, Antagonizes After Levi Johnston Twitter Shat Storm
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    "We'd been following Levi on Twitter and felt his gift for the written word needed to be shared with the world ... Today I wake up, very late, I sleep in, and I got some shocking news: Apparently the tweets that we read are counterfeit. They were written by a clever imposter posing as the witty Levi Johnston. And the real Levi is angry with us now." So what better way to redress the balance than by inviting the beat poet extraordinaire back out to the stage to reinterpret some bonafide Johnston sound bites. Full Article at E! Online
    We'd been following Levi on Twitter and felt his gift for the written word needed to be shared with the world ... Today I wake up, very late, I sleep in, and I got some shocking news: Apparently the tweets that we read are counterfeit. They were written by a clever imposter posing as the witty Levi Johnston. And the real Levi is angry with us now.
    Conan O'Brien – Conan O'Brien SOURCE: E! Online 1 month ago
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Conan Apologizes, Antagonizes After Levi Johnston Twitter Shat Storm
  1. I told her, I didn't want to. I had a mullet at the time. Guess what? I shot a big ass bear
    SOURCE: E! Online 1 month ago
  2. I just get naked, that's what I do.
    SOURCE: E! Online 1 month ago
  3. The first thing Sarah said to me at the hotel was, you gotta cut your hair
    SOURCE: E! Online 1 month ago

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