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    Introducing one ceremony, Martin admitted that "just before I came out here tonight I licked all the Oscars" Introducing the other, he gushingly explained that "800m people around the world are watching us and they're all thinking the same thing: we're all gay". Full Article at Guardian Unlimited
    just before I came out here tonight I licked all the Oscars
    Steve Martin – Steve Martin SOURCE: Guardian Unlimited 1 month ago
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Steve Martin is the Oscars host with the most
  1. 800m people around the world are watching us and they're all thinking the same thing: we're all gay
    SOURCE: Guardian Unlimited 1 month ago
  2. Later on we are going to show you a montage of people you think are dead but aren't.
    SOURCE: Guardian Unlimited 1 month ago
  3. Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman
    SOURCE: Guardian Unlimited 1 month ago
  4. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
    SOURCE: Guardian Unlimited 1 month ago

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