Edwards said that midday Tuesday, however, things started 'to look up' as details came out about "Papa" John Phillips, who is currently living in a vast lake of flaming feces while snakes gnaw on his testicles for all eternity. "I completely condemn the unspeakable and impossible to comprehend evil that John Phillips visited on his own family" said Edwards, adding "But I'm also smart enough to know how the news cycle works and hot damn, I dodged a bullet.
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