Hey, they don’t call it ‘Mile Hy-perbole Stadium’ for nothing ... Troy Polamalu’s hair is so luxurious, it’s been proven impenetrable by the Cleveland Browns offense. James Harrison is so strong, he can lift three Samoan nose tackles with one arm! Kyke Orton’s rebirth as the Broncos quarterback is the greatest resurrection since Jesus Christ’s. Wow! That’s exhilarating! I haven’t embellished something this much since naming Keyshawn Johnson a No. 1 receiver.