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    Excitement is building for Monday night’s game in the mile high environs of Invesco Field, so much so that Monday Night Football analyst John Gruden has already started excitedly over-exaggerating various aspects of the matchup. "Hey, they don’t call it ‘Mile Hy-perbole Stadium’ for nothing ... Troy Polamalu’s hair is so luxurious, it’s been proven impenetrable by the Cleveland Browns offense. James Harrison is so strong, he can lift three Samoan nose tackles with one arm! Kyke Orton’s rebirth as the Broncos quarterback is the greatest resurrection since Jesus Christ’s. Wow! That’s exhilarating! I haven’t embellished something this much since naming Keyshawn Johnson a No. 1 receiver." Gruden’s unbridled excitement is such that his partners in the Monday Night Football booth, Mike Tirico and Ron Jaworski, are often assigned “contain” by the show directors. Full Article at Bleacher Report
    Hey, they don’t call it ‘Mile Hy-perbole Stadium’ for nothing ... Troy Polamalu’s hair is so luxurious, it’s been proven impenetrable by the Cleveland Browns offense. James Harrison is so strong, he can lift three Samoan nose tackles with one arm! Kyke Orton’s rebirth as the Broncos quarterback is the greatest resurrection since Jesus Christ’s. Wow! That’s exhilarating! I haven’t embellished something this much since naming Keyshawn Johnson a No. 1 receiver.
    SOURCE: Bleacher Report 1 month ago