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    PORFLE'S OBSCURE MOVIE FACTS!
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    "I do not think that Vin Diesel would be a good choice for the title role," reveals writer-director Al Gore. "I believe that it would be more interesting to cast someone like Paris Hilton or Gary Coleman as Vin Diesel." Vin Diesel himself would instead be portraying his mother, Mrs. Diesel, which insiders have already deemed likely to garner him a major acting award. Full Article at AndresonVision
    I believe that it would be more interesting to cast someone like Paris Hilton or Gary Coleman as Vin Diesel.
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PORFLE'S OBSCURE MOVIE FACTS!
  1. When I proposed doing the part sans hairpiece, they laughed at me. 'Whoever heard of a bald captain?' they jeered. Well, I was proven right after all, wasn't I? I mean, just look at the bloody 'Love Boat.' So, I wished the next chap jolly good luck and hoped he didn't mind wearing the damned thing.
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  2. I was there the day Don bent over to pick up an errant script page and split his pants. One moment he was happy, joking with Joan Staley about what a world-class rack she had, and then...
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  3. He had a sort of lilt in his step
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  4. I was tired of balancing a rug on my head
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  5. To this day ... I sometimes I wake up screaming...still screaming at Reta Shaw to get away from the craft services table and back to the set.
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  6. I never felt as though I had to kill everyone, Tom--only my enemies. Now, are you going to go along with me on these things that I have to do? Because if not, you can take your wife, your kids--and your mistress--and move them all to Las Vegas.
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  7. Donny felt terrible about it. He hadn't accidentally killed anyone since 'No Time For Sergeants', but that had only been a couple of extras from the mess hall scene.
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  8. I said, 'Tell you what--why don't you create a new character with ears like a jackrabbit, no emotions whatsoever, and hair like Moe Howard of the Three Stooges, and then get some unknown Jewish chap from Canada with a funny name to play him.' Then I told them all to 'live long and prosper' on my way out...
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  9. I thought it might be a lark
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  10. I do not think that Vin Diesel would be a good choice for the title role
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