And when that plate of food is put in front of you by the right-wing hottie you had the good sense to marry, it will be 100% tofu-free." "And in case you're not convinced, to indicate the utter superiority of the right-wing woman over the left-wing variant ... just turn on The View. The left has Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg. We've got Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Checkmate." Charming. We'll report your compliments to Mary Matalin and Condi Rice at once. Full Article at Jezebel