New York Yankees, you've just won the World Series — what are you going to do now?
All the kids in the cells we were in — they started calling [us] 'Big Pop' and 'Little Pop,' ... They really had a ball with us. They thought this was the dumbest story they ever heard.
The Giants fans are a different type of people, just put it that way. There's a little more class on the Giants side and some Jets fans take the 'cl' out of class.
How many years can a grown man squat, seriously?
In honor of Favre, the Vikings team bus always leaves its turn signal on.
That means, after the traditional flyover, a B-1 bomber will scrape to a halt in the L.A. River bed.
Remember, kids, there is no 'I' in team, but there is 'me' in money.
Thousands were waiting at the airport upon the team's return ... Not to cheer the Rams. Just waiting for flights.
We're going to buy Disneyland!