— “With all the advances in communications, can anyone explain why it still take1s three months for a magazine subscription to be processed and the magazine to arrive?” (Tony Bonacorsi, rural Bloomington — "With everyone on Twitter, was the new Halloween night expression, ‘Trick ‘r Tweet’?" (Paul Dunn, Bloomington) — “So why is underwear that’s worn above the waist (undershirt, t- shirt, bra) always singular but below the waist (skivvies, Jockeys, underpants, shorts, panties) always plural?” (Ken Jesse, Normal)  Do our shock absorbers qualify for any of that stimulus money that is financing all the bump-ridden road construction and road-stripping projects all over the place? Full Article at The Pantagraph