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    Brian Monteith: If you've lost the plot just Carry On
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    "Who's Hattie Jacques, we need some women, who's Barbara Windsor?" said Murphy. "Only Barbara Windsor can be Barbara Windsor ... Her walk on part will confirm it's a Carry On. I'd like to get Alex Salmond as Sid James, though, he can play the cheekie chappie, chuckling away, always looking for the next joke, the next gamble. He'll bite as it gets him on the British stage and will cause headaches for the Beeb." McTernan winked to Murphy, knowingly. Full Article at Edinburgh Daily News
    Only Barbara Windsor can be Barbara Windsor ... Her walk on part will confirm it's a Carry On. I'd like to get Alex Salmond as Sid James, though, he can play the cheekie chappie, chuckling away, always looking for the next joke, the next gamble. He'll bite as it gets him on the British stage and will cause headaches for the Beeb.
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
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Brian Monteith: If you've lost the plot just Carry On
  1. Right boss. It's simple, people love politicians to have a stiff upper lip and show resolution in the face of adversity; think Thatcher, think Falklands – but they also love compassion, think Diana, think landmines.
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  2. Brilliant, Brilliant – is there anything else? Then, boss, we deliver the coup de grace, totally unscripted Terry, I mean Gordon, announces that all of the cast will be donating one month's pay and expenses to Children in Need. There won't be a dry eye in the nation.
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  3. Okay, but keep it brief, Spurs kick off in half-an hour.
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  4. Who's Hattie Jacques, we need some women, who's Barbara Windsor?
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  5. You're having a laugh John. It made sense up until then, but donate our pay and expenses? Are you mad? What sort of fantasy is that?
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  6. What are we going to call it?
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  7. Well, next month is the BBC's Children in Need appeal and we need to muscle in on the show and get you and Gordon into it so you are seen as resolute and compassionate – and I have the answer – we offer to take part in one of their spoofs where instead of newsreaders doing rock songs politicians do a si...
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  8. As for Hattie, who better to play Hattie's role as Matron than Annabel Goldie? The rest of Britain deserves to know her, she's made for the role, all innuendo and double meanings and a glare to bust through armour plate.
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago
  9. Hey boss, I've got this brilliant idea to win over the hearts of the public?
    SOURCE: Edinburgh Daily News 1 month ago

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