When all fails he decides to go hetero.” Suddenly it hit me,” he says. "All the most famous stars in the world Tom Cruise John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey have one thing in common- they are all straight. I’ll have to give up guys and find a cockaholics anonymous!" Subsequently, he goes to a real life God bod ‘gay convertor’ Pastor Jody Trautwein and tells him he’s got blowjob lips , goes shooting game with some proper grade ‘A’ in-bred crackers and tries to enter their ‘tent’ naked, joins a swinger’s party with a gaggle of trailer trash and compeers a caged fighting comp in front of a crowd of Arkansas oiks.
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