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Selena Gomez asks fans: "Are my tits too small?"
  1. You're a carpenter's dream...Flat as a board!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  2. We have examined Ms. Gomez and we rate her tits....A-OK!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  3. People are concerned, and people are confused too. Is a 34b small? Is a 32a small? Some even think she should be a 38dd!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  4. To be honest, I'd have to look a little closer.
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  5. Are my tits really too small?
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  6. They look pretty good to me!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago

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