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    He had to send it back, apparently not enough head room.” — David Letterman "Monica Lewinsky has her own show on HBO. I have not seen it yet but I understand it’s getting very good word of mouth." -David Letterman “Monica Lewinsky was on Larry King Live tonight. Full Article at Anorak
    Monica Lewinsky has her own show on HBO. I have not seen it yet but I understand it’s getting very good word of mouth.
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Bill Clinton’s Top Ten David Letterman Jokes
  1. No move ever goes smoothly. Today Clinton’s brand new desk arrived. He had to send it back, apparently not enough head room.
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  2. Well, President Clinton has gotten himself a new dog. You know, I think it’s changing his life, kind of brightening him up. He’s teaching the dog to sit up, to beg, to roll-over, you know, just like he did with the interns.
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  3. Over the weekend President Clinton’s dog Buddy died. It is a heartbreaking thing because Buddy was a great dog. Buddy could rollover, Buddy would beg. Buddy could catch things in his mouth - wait a minute - I’m sorry. I am thinking of Monica.
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  4. It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office.
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  5. Celebrity birthdays, today Monica Lewinsky is 28. It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office.
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  6. Monica Lewinsky was on Larry King Live tonight. Monica really liked Larry King. Actually, she likes any guy with a desk.
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  7. The suburbs are cold also. Up in Chappaqua, Bill and Hillary accidentally got into the same bed. It’s that cold.
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  8. Bush went to Wisconsin, to a Harley Davidson factory and rode a motorcycle. It’s the biggest thing a president has ridden since … I just can’t bring myself to throw that joke away.
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  9. Bill and Hillary Clinton helped drop the ball in Times Square on New Year’s Eve. But it was frigid. It was bitter cold, it was icy. And that’s just their marriage, ladies and gentlemen
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