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    Jimmy Fallon: "Vince McMahon's wife, Linda, is stepping down as the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment to run for the Senate in Connecticut. Things are going well for her. She's already raised a ton of campaign money from the folding chair industry. She's promising to lower taxes, reduce government, and piledrive the Iron Sheik." Full Article at The Seferm Post
    Vince McMahon's wife, Linda, is stepping down as the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment to run for the Senate in Connecticut. Things are going well for her. She's already raised a ton of campaign money from the folding chair industry. She's promising to lower taxes, reduce government, and piledrive the Iron Sheik.
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