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    Selena Gomez asks fans: "Are my tits too small?"
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    Neville Branch, her publicist, commented, "People are concerned, and people are confused too. Is a 34b small? Is a 32a small? Some even think she should be a 38dd!" The official rating process has been passed on the the MVAA Breast Review Board for comment and evaluation. Full Article at The Spoof (Satire)
    People are concerned, and people are confused too. Is a 34b small? Is a 32a small? Some even think she should be a 38dd!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
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Selena Gomez asks fans: "Are my tits too small?"
  1. Can I have your phone number?!
    John Edwards – John Edwards SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  2. You're a carpenter's dream...Flat as a board!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  3. We have examined Ms. Gomez and we rate her tits....A-OK!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  4. To be honest, I'd have to look a little closer.
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  5. Are my tits really too small?
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago
  6. They look pretty good to me!
    SOURCE: The Spoof (Satire) 15 months ago

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