• The groom graduated from Yale and received an MBA from Columbia: +7 • The groom is on the board of the Bronx Academy of Letters and the CItizens Union of New York: +1 • The groom is a senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute: +1 • The groom is a columnist at the Daily Beast: -1 • The bride's father is a real estate-y guy and "a trustee of the George S. Patton Museum Foundation and his mother is a trustee at the Trinity Pawling School: +3 • The bishop of Florida "took part": +2 • The bride is "a great granddaughter of Herbert Hoover, the 31st president of the United States" and, predictably, "on the board of overseers of the Hoover Institution at Stanford and on the board of the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library Association" +3 (would be more, but I mean, the Hoovervilles and all) • The groom wrote a book called "Independent Nation: How Centrists Can Change American Politics": +2 • The groom is a liar, because his wife is a Fox News commentator who worked for the White House from 2004 to 2005 AND he himself was "the chief speechwriter and the deputy director of policy for the presidential campaign of Rudolph W. Giuliani": -10 • The groom kinda looks like Jon Gosselin in this pic: +0 • Both doctors: +3 • "The bride She graduated [sic] summa cum laude from Williams College and received her medical degree from Harvard": +6 • The groom graduated magna cum laude from Harvard, where he also received his medical degree: +10 • The groom also holds a master's in science from London School of Economics: +2 • The bride's mother is a hospital chaplain and her father retired as a reporter for the New York Times: +2 • The groom's father is a professor at BU and chief of infectious diseases at Boston Medical Center: +1 • The bride is rocking what appears to be a side ponytail in this picture but that seems to be, on closer inspection, one of those half-messy buns: +1, I guess, for not caring? Full Article at Gawker