I raced against guys like Dale Earnhardt, Rusty Wallace, Harry Gant, and Richard Petty
From Tim Daland, who was like the girl giving me empty promises, to even that doctor girl, what's her name? Oh, forget about it. I'm just ready to race.
And I knew how to beat them. I look at today's racers and I know I can beat the crap out of a guy like Jeff Gordon, the Busch brothers, and Jimmie Johnson. Those guys don't stand a chance against me at all!
Yea, that was a heckuva deal, that crash in '89 ... For a moment there, I thought I was really dead. It's like I said back then, this is the only thing I knew how to do.
A lot of people screwed me over with my last deal
But what a monkey fart he was, electing to go with that 'Blondie' and abandoning me.
He may have been a bit of a jackass back then, stealing my ride and motorcycle ... But the kid deserves another chance in Cup racing. After all, he did win me a Daytona 500.
He promised me that I was going to drive his car for as long as I wanted
I tried getting into Hollywood and I got a few roles, but they confused me for this guy named Tom Cruise ... You know, that man does bear a striking resemblance to me.
after I saw how boring it became with that Johnson fella winning all the time.