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    With a guitar in hand, Swift sang "Monologue Song (La La La), a melody with lyrics that poked fun of her VMA nemesis Kanye West. You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue" Swift sang. "But there's nothing more to say, 'cause everything's okay. Full Article at New York Daily News
    Monologue Song (La La La), a melody with lyrics that poked fun of her VMA nemesis Kanye West. You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue
    Taylor Swift – Taylor Swift SOURCE: New York Daily News 2 weeks ago
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Taylor Swift pokes fun at Kanye West and Joe Jonas in 'Saturday Night Live' monologue
  1. And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from âTwilight,'
    SOURCE: New York Daily News 2 weeks ago
  2. I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue.
    SOURCE: New York Daily News 2 weeks ago
  3. Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight, I'm hosting SNL but I'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha.
    SOURCE: New York Daily News 2 weeks ago
  4. But there's nothing more to say, 'cause everything's okay. I've got security lining the stage.
    SOURCE: New York Daily News 2 weeks ago
  5. You might think I'd bring up Joe Jonas, that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
    SOURCE: New York Daily News 2 weeks ago

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