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Miami Dolphins, Jacksonville Jaguars have plenty to shout about

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:11:10 GMT

NFL Films might want to place extra microphones around the field for Sunday's Dolphins-Jaguars game.
Source: Miami Herald

Pork on the menu

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:01:18 GMT

Dec. 10, 2009 Copyright © Las Vegas Review-Journal EDITORIAL: Pork on the menu Share & Save The late George Carlin was a master at pointing out how perception too often undermines one's view of reality.
Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal | LVRJ.com

Rebels, like George Carlin, who taught us how to laugh

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:50:23 GMT

In his new, posthumous autobiography, the late, great George Carlin writes about how his Irish Catholic parents brought the legendary comedian into this world. “I was conceived in a damp, sand-flecked room of Curley's Hotel in Rockaway Beach, New York.
Source: Irish Central

Commentary: Dead Air

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:07:19 GMT

INTRO: Aside from those seven words you're not to say on the air that the late comedian George Carlin made famous, there's one other thing broadcasting considers unacceptable.
Source: KERA

The Best of Hollywood - Live!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:39:33 GMT

"Siren (perfume) is about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid. What girl doesn't want to have fun being a fantasy creature that men can't resist?"
Source: News Blaze

Vontae Davis reminds Tom Brady, "That's two."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:28:54 GMT

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!
Source: The Phinsider

‘Shared Services’ no laughing matter

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:23:19 GMT

guest columnist George Carlin’s word skits made me laugh…and think.
Source: The Meridian Star

Turning up volumes

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:02:59 GMT

The economic weather may be frightful, but this year’s harvest of usage books is delightful, and surprisingly abundant. Here are some titles that might find a home on your shopping list - or your wish list.
Source: Boston Globe

Quoted in 'Never safe or sorry, Bill Maher brings irreverent pitch to Tampa'

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:44:42 GMT

Bill Maher said in TampaBay.com | St. Petersburg Times:

Now that George Carlin is gone, definitely

Quoted in 'Peterson lawyers strike out twice'

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:27:18 GMT

George Carlin said in Chicago Sun-Times:

They're talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we send them ours. It was written by some very smart guys, it's worked for about 200 years, and we don't seem to be using it right now.

Photo from Reuters Pictures

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:26:19 GMT

Kelly Carlin McCall, comedian George Carlin's daughter, holds his posthumous award for Best Comedy Album for "It's Bad For Ya" at the 51st annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles February 8, 2009.

Photo from Getty Images

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:00:00 GMT

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 08: Kelly Carlin poses in the press room with George Carlin's Best Comedy Album award during the 51st Annual Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center on February 8, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.

George Carlin - Saving the Planet

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:56:41 GMT