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Well, yes. Today you have it easy with computers. But back in my day, it was different. If we wanted to use a dummy for sex, we had to manipulate everything by hand!
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For that matter, neither will I! Guess I didn’t think this through!
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In other words, none of us know what the hell we’re doing!
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May I offer a suggestion?
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Gee, I didn’t know that was anatomically possible! Or legal! … …what, with a scorpion? Far out!
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No, really, I’m stumped. I mean, we both know that the only people you’re infatuated with are you and your dead wife.
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Hey, wait… I think this old dog is blind! That’s good, because now he can’t identify us in court!
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I dare say all of the women in that strip are sex toys, no?
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Obviously you’re not here for the body modifications that allow me to make actual money. You must have come for the illicit business that clears me maybe $3 per DVD. Let’s get started.
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What? You mean Dal Curtis is a real person? Crap, I just strung some syllables together to catch you off-guard. How do I keep up here?
