Thanks to the interventions of Malia and Sasha — because I was planning to eat this sucker — Courage will also be spared this terrible and delicious fate
Gee, Obama, we'd love to help, but it seems most of our soldiers have come down with swine flu. Before we can commit, we'll need, oh, I'd say about three or four tons of Tamiflu.
I'm told Presidents Eisenhower and Johnson actually ate their turkeys ... You can't fault them for that; that's a good-looking bird.
Honored to be at the White House for the state dinner in honor of India with President Obama and our First Lady!