STEVE KROFT: I'm Steve Kroft. LESLEY STAHL: I'm Lesley Stahl. SCOTT PELLEY: I'm Scott Pelley. MORLEY SAFER: I'm Morley Safer. BYRON PITTS: I'm Byron Pitts. Full Article at Philadelphia Daily News

New York, 1:30 AM Tue Dec 8 68 posts in the last 24 hours New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email 1770 Subscribers Send a link to this post '' via email: Please enter your name. Please enter a valid email address. Full Article at Jezebel

Ah...the reasoning of Plato is in full effect! "There's one perfect form of marriage ceremony, by which all ceremonies shall be judged." His divorce will be served the same way, no doubt. Full Article at The Stranger

Some coffee drinker ahead of me in line orders some insanely complicated coffee drink that involves forty separate steps to prepare. Full Article at The Stranger

If you're going to make Stash Tea the only tea you offer, you might as well not offer tea at all. Or you should just serve boiling water instead. That shit is weak, in every sense of the word. P.S. Oh, come on! Tazo Tea? Full Article at The Stranger

(CBS) Read the introduction, plus an excerpt, of Andy Rooney's new book, "60 Years of Wisdom and Wit." The book, now available, was published by PublicAffairs Books. Full Article at CBS News

If you remember during the 2008 election, it was revealed that Senator Franken* had previously written a skit for SNL that used rape as a joke. Full Article at Minnesota Democrats Exposed

Scott Pelley reports on Congo's gold war; Lara Logan reports on Robert Ballard, who discovered the Titanic, the Bismarck and the PT 109; Also, Andy Rooney on his alleged negativity. Full Article at CBS News

(CBS) People have often accused me of being negative. They say I complain too much, and if I don't like it here why don't I go someplace else? Well, I want to correct the impression I may have given that I'm too critical. Full Article at CBS News

Take Andy Rooney’s advice and prepare your Thanksgiving feast from scratch this year. After you’ve bravely hunted down a flightless bird and plucked its feathers, turn to science for the proper way to prepare a turkey. Full Article at Discover

As fresh as the latest issue of The Saturday Evening Post, "Planet 51" occupies the same comedy galaxy as Planet Andy Rooney. "Singin' in the Rain" references? John Glenn? Cold War duck-and-cover drills? What time capsule yielded this script? Full Article at New York Post

Friends, please indulge me an Andy Rooney moment. There's something I just don't understand; maybe you can enlighten me, or at least nod your head in agreement. Why is the smell of sugar associated with lemons? Full Article at Beauty Addict

Proud to be a Veteran! Generally, I do not tune the television to the Sunday night CBS "60 Minutes" broadcast but Sunday night I did. Full Article at Associated Content

Ali G giving a public speech at Harvard University. Sacha Baron Cohen's character Ali G is particular adept at getting on people's nerves by playing the fool. Full Article at Associated Content

This is a weird metaphor to make, but the last two legs of The Amazing Race can be connected to that Katy Perry song. Now, forgive me for this metaphor, kids, but hear me out: hot deserts, cold ski resorts, hot hookahs, cold shark-infested-ish waters.. Full Article at Buddy TV

A lot of people only know Andy Rooney from the "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney" segments that he's done on 60 Minutes since the late 70s. That's a shame. Full Article at No Control

A lot of people only know Andy Rooney from the "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney" segments that he's done on 60 Minutes since the late 70s. That's a shame. Full Article at TV Squad

Yes, Andy, we do sleep about a third of our lives away. Full Article at Huffington Post

Hogan was on Larry King and it was fucking hysterical. Full Article at The Big Lead