Stop quickly, you’re only a step or two away from Richard Keys and we know what happened there. Off to Paris and Gabby appeared with a wild and hairy thing on her coat — not Keys — but a collar that would have kept Bill Oddie sitting outside for weeks.

Reilly, 53, the Northamptonshire crook who raided bookmakers in Northamptonshire, Sussex, Hampshire, Surrey, Bedfordshire and Essex while disguised as Elvis Presley , Bill Oddie and Martin Jarvis doing his legendary impression of Rolf Harriss has...

‘We’ll have cameras trained on every potentially self-harming prisoner, with nightly updates on the day’s action. Digital viewers can even use their red button to lay bets on who will make it to the next night’s broadcast – it should be great family...

TEENAGER from Tilgate is set to follow in the footsteps of Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and even Bill Oddie. Charlotte Chorley, from Irvine Walk, has been provisionally accepted to Cambridge University. GREAT EXPECTATIONS: Charlotte Chorley has been...

TV presenter and former Goodie Bill Oddie, 70, lives in London with his wife Laura. They have three daughters, Bonnie, Kate and Rosie. This photo shows me sitting proudly as captain of the King Edward’s School (KES), Birmingham, rugby team. I’m holding...

After all, where else do you get T-shirts featuring homicidal television sets? This beanie is better than bird food at keeping your head warm Duck and Cover, £9 You can’t get much for nine quid these days. You could go to Poundland and get 7,200...