On pages three to three billion and three. Your IP address will be logged If you need help using the site: userhelpguardian.co.uk Call the main Guardian and Observer switchboard: +44 (0)20 3353 2000 Charlie Brooker: Banknotes aren't worth the paper...

Watch an unusual workout and a Guardian columnist's satirical attack on the Murdoch tabloid in our online clip rundown It is an unusual pastime – but this youngster appears to have cracked the art of, er, glass bottle pushups. Game of skittles, anyone? ...

So to meet Rocco, as well as dubstep cat, click play on our weekly round-up below, and prepare to see Miss Piggy at the Baftas, Charlie Brooker being brilliant and the most embarrassing armed robber ever, too. Happy days! As the people in charge of all...

The quality is imperfect because it's a remix (and try to forget the band). A better version can be found here on YouTube - but sadly, in both cases, the end is missing. The Sun did once have a go at witches. This article was published on...

If you missed Charlie Brooker’s memorable three-minute assault upon the The Sun newspaper on last night’s 10 o’Clock Live then here it is again in all it’s glory. God bless the TV auto-cue is all we can say.. Tell us what you're thinking... and oh, if...

I thought it was bloody awesome! They can dish it but they can't take it. Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement. Yeah it was very funny. Very impressed it went on for as long as it did. Its even more hilarious as reported yesterday...