...are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat. he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park. "It was like two ankles."
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...them. I would put the Florsheim by Duckie Brown shoes on my mantle above my stuffed grizzly bear and framed photo of Chuck Norris. In the photo, Chuck is holding baby Jesus in one hand and a rifle which put down said grizzly in the other. Go America. ...
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...Not so much. And what is with putting headstones on an advertisement for a fucking cancer fundraiser? Jebus-dressed-up-as-Chuck-Norris, that's dumb. (Actually, the whole back cover of The Add Sheet! was a hot mess.
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...great if it were not for all the gun deaths? The Fucker wants to take away our guns! Get Him! So when is Glen Beck and Chuck Norris going to get Sen Ensign:) I see high deductibles as a trigger. Buy insurance, but don’t dare see a doctor due to costs.
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