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That made me see red! ... I could smell a weasel.
It didn't bother you? Because let me tell you, when David Letterman was making jokes about me, it bothered me.
I saw red when I heard these accusations ... I could smell a weasel.
It was a childhood dream of mine. I have a list of dreams that I wanted to accomplish. One was being on David Letterman, which I did a few years ago. One is hosting SNL which (which he did last week). And then one was to make a Muppets movie. And then be on the cover of Men’s Health. Start the campaign ...
And if you're a homosexual, her husband will take care of ya
Here, you actually learn something
I understand why you have to do other shows, but here you actually learn something.
There are two more, come one. These are easy ones. You've been to both places.
David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American late-night talk show host and comedian and the host of Late Show with David Letterman on CBS since 1993. Letterman's ironic, often absurd comedy is heavily influenced by former Tonight Show hosts Steve Allen, Johnny Carson and Jack Paar. Letterman has been a fixture of United States... Full Article
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: SI Swimsuit 2012 cover model Kate Upton arrives at Ed Sullivan Theater on February 14, 2012 in New York City.
View Photo »In this photo provided by CBS, Bill Murray, right, attempts a field goal on New York's 53rd Street with Late Show host David Letterman doing the holding, Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2012 in New York.
View Photo »MUNCIE, IN - DECEMBER 02: Rachel Maddow and David Letterman (R) discuss the headlines of the day in Emens Auditorium at Ball State University, Letterman's alma mater, on December 2, 2011 in Muncie, Indiana.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 17: David Letterman rides a scooter during the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 17, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 09: TV personality David Letterman attends the International Rescue Committee's Annual Freedom Award benefit at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel on November 9, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »Late night television host David Letterman waves to the crowd as he accepts The Johnny Carson Award for Comedic Excellence at "The Comedy Awards" in New York City in this March 26, 2011 file photo. A Muslim militant has urged American followers to assassinate U.S. talk show host...
View Photo »Giants quarterback Eli Manning arrives for the taping of the David Letterman show Monday, Feb. 6, 2012, in New York.
View Photo »New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning, right, arrives for the taping of CBS' "Late Show" with David Letterman on Monday, Feb. 6, 2012, in New York, the day after the Giants defeated the New England Patriots in the NFL football Super Bowl.
View Photo »MUNCIE, IN - DECEMBER 02: A general view of atmosphere during the 'David Letterman In Conversation With Rachel Maddow'event in Emens Auditorium at Ball State University, Letterman's alma mater, on December 2, 2011 in Muncie, Indiana.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 21: Ty Burrell arrives for the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 21, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 17: (L-R) Andrew Wessen, Hannah Hooper, Christian Zucconi and Sean Gadd of Grouplove arrive for the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 17, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »INDIANAPOLIS, IN - MAY 29: TV host David Letterman looks on during the IZOD IndyCar Series Indianapolis 500 Mile Race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on May 29, 2011 in Indianapolis, Indiana.
View Photo »IndyCar owner and television personality David Letterman, left, rides on the back of a cart in the pit area during the Indianapolis 500 auto race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis, Sunday, May 29, 2011.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Governor Rick Perry arrives for the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 10, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Steve Martin and Noel Gallagher visit 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 10, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: , NY DAILY , NY Actress Katie Holmes arrives to 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 10, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »Late night talk show host David Letterman speaks at the International Rescue Committee Freedom Award Dinner at The Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York on Wednesday Nov. 9, 2011.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 08: Annie Leibovitz leaves the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on November 8, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 26: Joy Williams and John Paul White of the musical group The Civil Wars are seen leaving the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 26, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 26: Actor/musician Justin Timberlake is seen leaving the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 26, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 26: Actor Johnny Depp is seen arriving at the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 26, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 26: Justin Timberlake arrives for the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 26, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 26: Jennifer Esposito leaves the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 26, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 25: Director Brett Ratner is seen arriving at the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 25, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 25: Publicist Paul Bloch is seen arriving at the 'Late Show With David Letterman' at the Ed Sullivan Theater on October 25, 2011 in New York City.
View Photo »NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: SI Swimsuit 2012 cover model Kate Upton arrives at Ed Sullivan Theater on February 14, 2012 in New York City.
View Photo »That made me see red! ... I could smell a weasel.
It didn't bother you? Because let me tell you, when David Letterman was making jokes about me, it bothered me.
I saw red when I heard these accusations ... I could smell a weasel.
It was a childhood dream of mine. I have a list of dreams that I wanted to accomplish. One was being on David Letterman, which I did a few years ago. One is hosting SNL which (which he did last week). And then one was to make a Muppets movie. And then be on the cover of Men’s Health. Start the campaign ...
And if you're a homosexual, her husband will take care of ya
Here, you actually learn something
I understand why you have to do other shows, but here you actually learn something.
There are two more, come one. These are easy ones. You've been to both places.
