Evgeni Malkin Incorrectly believed to be of Russian descent, is actually just a highly-functioning autistic savant, whos main talents happen to consist of two things: Scoring goals, and fucking bitches.
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Evgeni Malkin Incorrectly believed to be of Russian descent, is actually just a highly-functioning autistic savant, whos main talents happen to consist of two things: Scoring goals, and fucking bitches.
They’re a good team, obviously ... They made it to the Stanley Cup final last year. They’ve got a ton of talent between Crosby, (Evgeni) Malkin, (Miroslav) Satan, (Pascal) Dupuis, (Petr) Sykora. Getting the five goals made my job a lot easier.
As usual, everyone will be talking about Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin.
I'm thankful that NHL has a huge number of young stars that are oozing with so much talent that it might actually make the game relevant again, and more than an after thought in the national landscape. (Sid Crosby, Alex Ovechkin, Evgeni Malkin, Patrick Kane ... I'm looking at you.)
The first unit had Evgeni Malkin back on the right point with Alex Goligoski on the left point, Sidney Crosby on the half-wall, Miroslav Satan down low and new addition Tyler Kennedy in front. The second unit had Kris Letang on the right point and Philippe Boucher on the left, with Jordan Staal, Matt Cooke and Petr Sykora up front
Nowadays, young players (in Russia) dream of playing in the NHL from the time they take their first steps in youth programs at 7 and 8. Everybody would like to go to the NHL and play like (Alexander) Ovechkin and (Evgeni) Malkin
The second goal was the only one where I thought we might have faulted with [Alexander] Semin coming down low instead of staying high with [Evgeni] Malkin ... I don't think the penalty killing has been anywhere near as bad it can be portrayed numbers-wise this early in the season.
I went to bed that night thinking: 'He's done, he's going somewhere else,' ... I read the internet and hear things too. There were offers for more years and more money out there. So when the call came in the next day saying he was coming to us, Jimmy Nill, Stevie Y and I were in shock. I'm like everyone else. I thought he would stay in Pittsburgh with Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby.