He was upbeat and engaging, and appeared unruffled by the media swarm that surrounded him in the clubhouse Monday morning. He openly uttered the words "beer" and "chicken" when asked about clubhouse shenanigans, words that were threatening to become...

Obviously, not everyone agrees. Each season, countless families look forward to packing their belongings and being at one with nature. To them, there's nothing like roughing it. We've all watched TV shows depicting folks sitting around a campfire...

That’s a poem by George Carlin. Google popped Carlin out along with the poem when told ‘beard’. Yes, you can talk to Google (if you’re of the mind) in your mind, that is. Can’t do the same with the great beard or shall we say the greatest beard there...

Obviously we need the bpa, and any member of any staff will tell you they do that regardless. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again and they will dip the ball in shit, and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, shitty, heartland teams that pray...

04/03/11 Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11 the injuries have the projections underrating his potential, and he’ll be somewhat protected with platooning around Young and Naps. Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass...

So if you only know Louis from "Louie" or his stand-up specials, you're in for a treat, because there's some truly vintage clips in this tribute. In March 2010, Louis CK hosted a tribute to George Carlin for the New York Public Library where he...

It may not look like much from the outside, but the Texas Bar and Grill shows signs of Detroit's recovery. CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story stated that Mitt Romney's Detroit News op-ed was published Thursday. It was published Tuesday. ...

Researchers at the University of Manitoba are working on a robot that plays hockey. They called it Jennifer, after player Jennifer Botterill. The robot was built by the Korean company Robotis, and the university has modified it and is working on its...

It was, and remains, a densely written and supremely self-aware show and a comedic achievement on par with George Carlin’s discography and the films of Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, and the Marx Brothers. Together with Seinfeld and It’s Garry Shandling’s...

If some lawmakers get their way, George Carlin’s “Seven Words” could be updated — “Seven ... Indian investigators were searching Tuesday for the motorcycle assailant who attached a bomb to an ... The FDA has won its two-year fight to shut down an Amish...

If some Arizona lawmakers get their way, George Carlin’s “Seven Words” routine could be updated ... The FDA has won its two-year fight to shut down an Amish farmer who was ... Whitney Houston was under water and apparently unconscious when she was...

The FDA has won its two-year fight to shut down an Amish farmer who was ... Whitney Houston was under water and apparently unconscious when she was pulled from a Beverly ... Independent voices from the TWT Communities Children around the globe are too...

This photo from Dec. 13, 2011, shows workers inside Facebook headquarters in Menlo Park, Calif. (Associated Press) If some Arizona lawmakers get their way, George Carlin’s “Seven Words” routine could be updated - “Seven Words You Can’t Say in School.” ...

Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development the hype is much greater than the actuality. Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. Hopefully that swing continues to...

The White, Right Boys club is not so eager to So, are these 'religious organizations' also going to cease coverage of vasectomies, or will they find a convenient reason why they can cover one but not the other? “Conservatives want live babies so they...

February 12, 2012, 2:07 am Our lives are based on what is reasonable and common sense; Truth is apt to be neither. Christmas Humphreys George Carlin must be a Buddhist (metaphorically speaking of course)! The moral of this story is DO NOT be a SHEEP and...

Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell – whats common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is lack of sex in their lives. Do you know why only stand up comedians don’t get enough sex?

For the record, 4:38 p.m. Feb. 11: A previous version of this post said that Ron Paul had won 26%. Paul won 36%. It also said that Mitt Romney had won the Maine caucuses. Romney won the straw poll tied to the caucuses. "In America, anyone can become...

We’ve got some advice on how to efficiently complete the trickier challenges without ripping your hair out in frustration and yelling into your headset obscenities that would make George Carlin blush. We’ve already got plenty of that out there. ...