Your email address will not be published. I want to go because I brings the ruckus to the ladies! Because I can quote “Pootie Tang” word for word. “You can’t beat a ho with a belt… they l

Patch reports on crimes in the Long Island community. Vincenzo Francese, left, and Colby Felder, each charged with three counts of criminal possession of stolen property in the fifth degree in Lindenhurst. Suffolk County Police Department Mercedes Wilson

A look at recent criminal activity from around Long Island. Mercedes Wilson, 39, and Andre Ford, 49, both of Jamaica, were arrested on Dec. 15 and charged with fourth degree grand larceny, petty larceny, and possession of burglar tools after allegedly sh

If you go to google news and type in Ron Paul, all you will see are negative articles on him. Why is this you might ask? Because he doesn’t want to give foreign aide to poor wittle Israel. The country that has too much representation in the U.S.. In time

Patch.com Selvin Watts, 28, of Long Island City, was arrested Dec. 12 in Hauppauge and charged with first-degree robbery, assault and unlawful imprisonment. Police said Watts and Michael Richards, 21, of no known address, allegedly stole cash from apartm

The following arrest information was supplied by the Suffolk County Police Department or town police and does not indicate a conviction. Daniel Hunter, 20, of Coram, was arrested Dec. 13 in Nesconset and charged with possession of burglary tools. Hunter

Mostly cloudy. Highs in the mid 40s. Northwest winds 5 to 10 mph. Editor Sara Walsh: Heard some news you want us to check out? Let me know: sara-megan.walshpatch.com The following arrest information was supplied by the Suffolk County Police Department.

Mostly cloudy. Highs in the mid 40s. Northwest winds 5 to 10 mph. Editor Peter Verry: Heard some news you want us to check out? Let me know: peter.verrypatch.com The following arrest information was supplied by the Suffolk County Police Department. It

The funnyman who graduated from an exhausting 300 stand-up shows per year to lead George, Kramer and Elaine to comic immortality, tackling subjects from body odour to orgasms. Jerry Seinfeld, straight from graduation at Queens College, tried out at amate

A little over two years ago I wrote a couple of posts arguing that we cut our ancestral teeth on meat, and that contrary to all the vegetarian blather about colon length, tooth structure, etc. , the archeological and anthropological convincingly demonstra

On Wednesday November 29th, TV Land hosted a holiday premiere party for two of its shows, Hot in Cleveland and The Exes at SD26 in NYC’s Flatiron District. Celebrities in attendance included Donald Faison, Betty White, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick,

'This fellow said, 'I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. , I called a suicide hotline and got a call centre in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all exc

A man who tried to con insurers out of £2.3million compensation after a double death crash has been jailed for four months. Michael Richards, 31, suffered head and orthopaedic injuries when he was a passenger in a car which crashed into a house in Milton

All of a sudden, there is plenty of food for thought emanating from Revel, the $2,5 billion adult playground scheduled to open in mid-May in Atlantic City.  The blanks about what the mega-resort’s dining scene will entail are beginning to be f

Consider this episode a quasi-sequel to “The Opposite,” but with a less pure premise and thus, diminishing returns. It’s not a bad episode, but because it’s about George becoming smarter and Elaine getting dumber at the same time, the comparison must be

Michael Richards was also filmed driving despite claim he needed constant care Jailed for four months for contempt of court A ‘mute’ crash victim who tried to defraud insurers out of £2.3million by claiming severe brain damage and injuries - whilst worki

Patrick Warburton lends his great big, manly voice to Joe Swanson, the cop in a wheelchair on Family Guy. The animated Fox comedy is an ironic misnomer: The adult-themed dialogue hardly makes it a show for all to enjoy in the living room. In real life,

OK, I know how everyone gets mad at me when I complain about jokes in Seinfeld that are perhaps a little culturally insensitive, or at least probably wouldn’t make it to air today. But I assure you, that is not what I’m doing when I complain about the li