Earth to boob tube devotees: If you cut down on those "Golden Girls" reruns, you might burn off some of that extra poundage. Full Article at Los Angeles Times

A modern storytelling event in Dublin’s Odessa Club is quite deliberately an evening of organised mayhem THE ROOM, which a moment before had been as highly decibelled as any full bar of an Irish evening, goes suddenly silent as a young woman steps up... Full Article at Irish Times

What: a dinner celebration by the Basil Garden Club, $5 gift exchange and music by the Golden Girls from Lancaster The following will be featured at Franklin Park Conservatory, 1777 E. Broad St. Call 614-645-5923 or visit www.fpconservatory.org for... Full Article at Columbus Dispatch

While British theaters have a long history of putting on annual cross-dressing Christmas shows for kids, this custom has stubbornly resisted making the journey across the Atlantic (surprising, I know). Full Article at KQED

Baby boomers who embraced communes back when they were hippies may end up back where they started: in small, cooperative group homes. Full Article at Newsweek

Tiger must have an alcohol problem. No way this shit is real anymore. Next to come forward with juicy Tiger allegations? Blanche from the Golden Girls. Where the Glamour Shot of her holding a rose while her hand is holding up her chin? Full Article at The Big Lead

It’s true! Even though I was warned more than a couple times, I’ve only just recently caught up on Modern Family, ABC’s charming mockumentary-style series. Full Article at Pate Magazine

...and possibly forgive. A few celebs are setting good examples: Candy Spelling has reportedly reconciled with her daughter, Tori. The two have been feuding for years, but Candy says they're making amends. Full Article at Glamour

Last week we wrote about the Huxtable House, a TV home that always seemed warm and welcoming to us. Apartment Therapy readers chimed in with their favorite nostalgic sitcom sets. Full Article at Apartment Therapy

Although she was wrongly snubbed in the Best New Artist category, the Lady Miz GaGa walked away with FIVE nominations when the Grammy Award noms were announced Wednesday night. Full Article at Perez Hilton

Ministers will tomorrow unveil plans for a new model of Golden Girls-style retirement homes in Britain, aiming at airy apartments and luxurious shared facilities along the lines of hotels, rather than provision of dingy, cramped, care homes. Full Article at Guardian Unlimited

Barbara Williams was in her bedroom, crocheting a doily and watching “The Golden Girls,’’ when gunshots smashed through her window and pierced her heart. Her daughter, Vanessa, was in the kitchen fixing supper when the gunfire erupted. Full Article at Boston Globe

The Thursday night movie was on the minds of many who mingled Tuesday at the Sister Mary Loretto Memorial soup kitchen organized by the Salvation Army on Cottage Street. Full Article at Lockport Union-Sun & Journal

My favorite TV home is Monica's apartment in Friends. I can never get enough of looking at it. It really makes me feel right at home to look at it. i love a lot of other interiors in TV shows but I think that one just makes me the happiest. Roseanne. Full Article at Apartment Therapy - Chicago

It's almost tofurkey day for my family and myself and my brain isn't in the mood to do much other than watch a Golden Girls marathon, cuddle with my Frenchies and drink some adult beverages. Full Article at ChicagoNow

“The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” “You know what they say, you can lead a herring to water but you’ll have to walk really fast or he’ll die.” “You’ll have to excuse my mother. Full Article at San Francisco Bay Guardian

Sparks says she plans on spending the "next week or so" in recovery. In the meantime, she's jealous about missing out on the big movie event this weekend. Full Article at AOL News

Gaborone — Two new clubs have joined the beleaguered women's football league. However, Golden Girls of Serowe and Mochudi Eastern Pirates have already felt the financial pinch of playing in a league without a sponsor. Full Article at AllAfrica.com

The 'Simple Life' alum has two kids, daughter Harlow and son Sparrow, with boyfriend Joel Madden. Nicole Richie has been hospitalized with a touch of pneumonia, but fear not fans, she's on the mend. Full Article at AOL News